Laughter is the best therapy, and what better way to spark joy than with a dose of hilarious shayari? Welcome to our collection of 100+ Funny Shayari in English – the ultimate blend of wit, humor, and poetic charm! Whether you’re looking to lighten up your mood, tease your friends, or just enjoy a good laugh, this list is packed with the best funny shayari that’s sure to tickle your funny bone. From sarcastic couplets to clever punchlines, each shayari adds a twist of humor to everyday life. We’ve translated the traditional essence of shayari into English while keeping the fun intact – making it perfect for everyone to enjoy. So sit back, relax, and scroll through these hilarious rhymes that poke fun at love, friendships, exams, laziness, and everything in between. Because when words rhyme with a smile, even life’s chaos feels a little lighter!
Best Funny Shayari In English
Aadhi raat ko hum doston ki soyi aatma ko jagaate hain,
aur unke jaagne ke baad, hum khud so jaate hain 😆😝
Kisi ka haath thaam ke chhodna nahin,
Vaada kisi se karke todna nahin,
Koi agar tod de dil aapka to,
Bina haath pair tode use chhodna nahin
Bade lambe hote hain Life ke ye raaste
Do kadam tum chalo, do kadam hum chalenge.
Baad mein taxi kar lenge!.
Kehte hain ki ishq mein neend udd jaati hai,
Koi humse bhi ishq kare,
Kambakht neend bahut aati hai 😴❤️
Kuch to tha unke labon par jo wo humein dekhkar badbadaati thi,
Phir pata chala ek din ki wo to gutkha chabaati thi
Dekha hai tere aage,
Sharma kar phoolon ko murjhaate,
Ae poori duniya ko ghaayal karne wale,
Tum kyun nahin roz nahaate!! 😆😝
Pehle ke zamaane mein log safal hua karte the,
Aur aajkal log viral hua karte hain 😂😂
Messenger par baat karke unse hamaari neend udi
Saamne mili to wazan tha 75 aur naam tha Pankhudi.
Unki gali se guzre… ajeeb ittefaaq tha…
Unhone phool phenka… gamla bhi saath tha
Socha tha har mod pe “SMS” karenge aapko,
Par kambakht poori sadak seedhi thi,
Koi mod hi nahin aaya 😆😆
Bekaar hain wo log jo apne lover ko miss kiya karte hain,
Are miss karna hai to machhar ko karo,
Jo apni jaan par khel kar aapko kiss kiya karte hain
Tumhaara har message mere rom rom mein gudgudi paida karta hai,
Jab bhi main padhta hoon, mera dil zor se dhadakta hai,
Lekin kya karein, kasoor tumhaara nahin hai,
Yeh mobile hi ‘vibration mode’ par chalta hai
Funny Hindi Shayari In English
Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne ke baad,
Ab kisi ko dekhna nahin tumhe dekhne ke baad,
Duniya chhod denge tumhe paane ke baad,
Khuda maaf kare itna jhooth bolne ke baad
Kasam se har ek ladki bhula doonga,
Sab hi ki tasveerein jala doonga,
Ek tum hi rahogi is dil mein,
Balance dalwa do, bohot dua doonga
Teri hasrat dua ban kar reh jaayegi,
Teri kismat jua ban ke reh jaayegi,
Jis pe tu try maarta hai,
Wo ek din tere bachchon ki bua ban kar jaayegi
Pyaar karne ki apni ek reet hai,
Pyaar ka doosra naam hi to Preet hai,
Isliye try maaro har ladki par,
Kyunki darr ke aage jeet hai
Aisi vaani boliyaa jamkar jhagra hoye,
Aisi vaani boliyaa jamkar jhagra hoye,
Par usse na boliyaa jo aapse tagda hoye
Sarkar ne laga diya polythene pe ban,
Sarkar ne laga diya polythene pe ban,
Tere mast mast do nain,
Mere dil ka le gaye chain
Aaj tumpe aansuon ki barsaat hogi,
Phir wahi kadkadati kaali raat hogi,
SMS na karke tune dil dukhaya hai mera,
Ja, tere badan mein khujli saari raat hogi
Long hai manzil, far hai kinaara,
Phir kyun nahin aaya today SMS tumhaara?
Forget gaye number aur naam hamaara,
Ya phir you found someone humse bhi pyaara?
Hum pe mar ke Munni badnaam ho gayi,
Akele ho gaye the Munni ke bina,
Yeh accha hua kambakht Sheila time pe jawaan ho gayi!
Jo dete hain girl ko tohfe,
Wahi lagaate hain unki shaadi mein sofa.
Jo jaate hain unke peeche.
Woh aate hain kaaron ke neeche.
Jo kehte hain unko “Jaanu”,
Wahi bante hain unke bachchon ke Maamu.
Wo mujhe keh ke chali gayi “Go to hell”,
Aur main dil pe haath rakh ke kehta raha “All is well, all is well”
2 Line Funny Shayari In English
Insaan ka dimaag 24 ghante kaam karta hai
Woh sirf do baar hi band hota hai
Pehla exam ke samay
Doosra bachhe pasand karte samay 😆
Aaj puraani girlfriend raste mein
Mud mud ke dekh rahi thi
Kasam se aisa laga ki puraane SIM card mein
Abhi thoda balance baaki hai 😄
Jab hum unke ghar gaye
Kehne dil se dil laga lo
Unki maa ne khola darwaza
Hum ghabra kar bole
Aunty bachchon ko polio drop pilwa lo 😆
Hata lo apne chehre se yeh zulfein ae jaane tamanna
Khuda kasam agar agli baar khaane mein baal aaya
Toh sajni se Gajni bana doonga 🤭
Dost roothe to Rab roothe
Phir roothe to jag chhoote
Agar phir roothe to dil toote
Aur agar phir roothe
Toh nikaal latth maar saale ko
Jab tak latth na toote 😆💪
Zindagi kitni bhi jhand kyun na guzar rahi ho
Kya haal hai ka jawaab
Hamesha bahut badiya hi dena padta hai 😅
Ladkiyon ki muskaan to ek ada hai
Jo use pyaar samjhe
Woh sabse bada gadha hai 🤣
Doston hum unhe mud mud ke dekhte rahe
Aur woh humein mud mud ke dekhte rahe.
Woh humein hum unhe
Woh humein hum unhe.
Kyunki pariksha mein
Na unhe kuch aata tha na humein.
Woh kehti hai tumko to koi bhi ladki pasand karegi
Kaho to main pata doon
Maine kaha tum hi pat jao
Toh boli Bhaiya ko bata doon
Ho gaye
Husn ke tevar nukeelay ho gaye
Hum izhaar karne mein reh gaye.
Udhar unke haath peele ho gaye.
Short Funny Shayari In English
Is duniya mein laakho log rehte hain
Koi hasta hai to koi rota hai.
Par duniya mein sukhi wahi hota hai
Jo shaam ko 2 peg laga ke sota hai.
Taras jaaoge mere deedaar ko
Mujhe ek baar udhaar to dekar dekho
Ladon ki line to main bhi
laga doon par mummy kehti hain
ki golgappe ka thela lagana
theek baat nahi
Zindagi mein thoda bewakoof
hona bhi zaroori hai
Zyada samajhdaar hone par gharwale
kaam bahut karvaate hain
Arz kiya hai
Jinke ghar sheeshe ke hote hain wo to
kahin par bhi baith kar daadhi bana lete honge
Tumhari shayari badi hai faayri
Wah wah wah wah
Tumhari shayari badi hai faayri.
Wah wah wah wah
Dil karta hai jal jaye
tumhari shayari wali diary.
Mujhe itna bhi mat ghooma ae zindagi
Main shehar ka shayar hoon gaadi ka tyre nahi
Arz kiya hai
Aankhon mein nami thi
aur vitamin ki kami thi
Wah wah
Jis se raat bhar chatting ki wo
girlfriend ki mummy thi
Hum bhi jaaneman tere liye Taj Mahal banayenge
Ek cup subah ek cup shaam ko pilaayenge
Tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge
Tumhare jaisa dost khone bhi nahi denge.
Roz sharafat se SMS kiya karo
Ek kaan ke neeche denge aur rone bhi nahi denge.
Jis ladke mein koi kami na ho
Use ladke ko hi kami na kehte hain
Zor se chali hawa aur ud gaye aap
Ruk gayi hawa aur gir gaye aap
Aadmi kitna bhi gora kyon na ho lekin
Uski parchhaayi hamesha kaali rehti hai aur aapki soch bhi
Apne dard ko chhupana seekh liya
Har baat par muskurana seekh liya.
Bas ye do line bolkar
Sundar ladkiyon ko patana seekh liya.
Top Funny Shayari English Mein
Shayari na kar ke tod diya dil mera
Ab mobile dafna dena.
Kafan na mile to apna rumaal uda dena
Koi pooche rog kya tha to
Nazarien jhuka ke apni kanjoosi bata dena.
Aap man hi man unhe chahte reh gaye
Unhe patane ke plan banate reh gaye.
Patakar koi aur le gaya unhe
Aur aap unki shaadi ke tent se kutte bhagate reh gaye.
Daaw se nahakar kya karna hai
206 mein to sabhi ko maarna hai.
Saal khushi se jee lo yaaro
Agale janam mein phir Johnson Baby se shuru karna hai.
Wo tumhe door se dekh kar apna dupatta sambhal leti hai
Main hairaan hoon is baat se
ki wo itni door se tumhara kameenapan kaise pehchaan leti hai.
Aarzu mein tere deewane ho gaye
Tujhe dost banate banate aur begaane ho gaye.
Kar de ab ek SMS is naacheez ko
Tere bakwaas SMS padhe zamaane ho gaye.
Mausam ye haseen kehta hai pyaar karle
Dil deewana kehta hai ikraar karle.
Chahat kehti hai izhaar karle
Par mummy kehti hai pehle graduation to pass karle.
Dil diya tha jisko deewani samajh kar
Kha gayi wo biryani samajh kar.
Ek katra bhi na chhoda khoon ka
Pi gayi usko bhi nimbu paani samajh kar.
Ki roothi hai aise wo humse
Jaise hum sach mein unhe mana lenge
Itna waqt kaun bekaar kare
Itne mein to hum doosri pata lenge
Zindagi apni masti mein jiya kar
Ishq bahut buri cheez hai na kiya kar.
Tu apna poora dhyaan career pe mod de
Ishq aur apni girlfriend mere liye chhod de.
Ae dost teri dosti ke liye duniya chhod denge hum
Teri taraf aaye har toofan ko mod denge.
Lekin tune jo saath chhoda
Kasam se teri haddiya tod denge.
Shayari Funny Jokes In Roman English
Taras jaoge mere deedar ko,
Mujhe ek baar udhaar to dekar dekho.
Ladoniyo ki line to main bhi
laga doon par mummy kehti hain
ki golgappe ka thela lagana
theek baat nahi..!!
Zindagi mein thoda bewakoof
hona bhi zaroori hai.
Zyada samajhdar hone par gharwale
kaam bahut karwate hain.
Arz kiya hai,
Jinke ghar sheeshe ke hote hain, wo to
kahin par bhi baith kar daadhi bana lete honge.
Tumhari shayari badi hai fiery,
Wah wah… wah wah…
Tumhari shayari badi hai fiery,
Wah wah… wah wah…
Dil karta hai jal jaye
tumhari shayari wali diary.
Mujhe itna bhi mat ghooma ae zindagi,
Main shehar ka shayar hoon, gaadi ka tyre nahi.
Arz kiya hai –
Aankhon mein nami thi,
aur vitamin ki kami thi.
Wah !! Wah !!
Jis se raat bhar chatting ki wo,
girlfriend ki mummy thi.
Hum bhi jaaneman tere liye Taj Mahal banayenge,
Ek cup subah ek cup shaam ko pilaayenge.
Tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge,
Tumhare jaisa dost khone bhi nahi denge.
Roz sharafat se SMS kiya karo,
Ek kaan ke neeche denge aur rone bhi nahi denge.
Jis ladke mein koi kami na ho,
Use ladka hi kami na kehte hain.
Zor se chali hawa aur udd gaye aap,
Ruk gayi hawa aur gir gaye aap.
Aadmi kitna bhi gora kyu na ho lekin,
Uski parchhayi hamesha kaali rehti hai aur aapki soch bhi.
Girlfriend Funny Love Shayari
Dil ki tamanna hai, tujhe palkon par bithaun
Par tum 72 kilo ki ho, dil ko kaise samjhaun!
Ha ha ha ha…!
Zindagi mein asli stress tab aata hai
Jab mobile ki battery 1% ho
Aur tumhara phone aa jaye!
Jo mushkil se mile wo hai khushi
Jo kisi-kisi ko mile wo hai pyaar
Jo sabko mile wo hai gham
Jo naseeb se mile wo hai hum!
Barsaat ki dhun sunkar behak mat jaana
Yahaan bijli chamki to tumhe pole samajhkar
Main kahin chipak na jaun!
Tumhari yaadon mein kuch is tarah kho jaata hoon
Momos thande ho jaate hain, phir bhi kha jaata hoon!
Zara si der ke liye charpai pe lete the
Magar tere pyaar bhare message ne
Mohabbat ki dhun baja di!
Pyaar to humein bhi karna tha
Par kuch khaas nahi hua
Taj Mahal to humein bhi banna tha
Par afsos ki loan pass nahi hua!
Laila ki shaadi mein ek lafda ho gaya
Majnu itna nacha ki langda ho gaya!
Ha ha ha ha ha…!
Aasman jitna neela hai
Surajmukhi jitna peela hai
Paani jitna geela hai
Aapka screw utna hi dheela hai!
Meri mohabbaton ka kuch to khyaal kar
Main udaas hoon tumhare liye
Mujhe video call to kar!
Taras gaye hum tere labon se kuch sunne ke liye,
Pyaar ki baat na sahi, koi bakwaas hi kar liya karo.
Baarish hui, bheeg gaye hum,
Rajinikanth ne phoonk maari,
Aur phir kya… sukh gaye hum!
Bewafa tum ho to wafadar hum bhi nahi,
Besharam tum ho to sharmsaar hum bhi nahi.
Pyaar ke is mod par kehte ho ki shaadishuda ho,
To kya hua darling — kunwaare hum bhi nahi!
2 Line Funny Shayari For Best Friend
Jab hum unke ghar gaye
Kehne dil se dil laga lo
Unki maa ne khola darwaza
Hum ghabra kar bole
Aunty bachchon ko polio drop pilwa lo
Dost roothe to Rab roothe
Phir roothe to jag chhoote
Agar phir roothe to dil toote
Aur agar phir roothe
To nikaal lathh maar saale ko
Jab tak lathh na toote
Doston hum unhe mud mud kar dekhte rahe
Aur wo humein mud mud kar dekhte rahe
Wo humein hum unhe
Wo humein hum unhe
Kyunki pariksha mein
Na unhe kuch aata tha na humein
Ho gaye
Husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye
Hum izhaar karne mein reh gaye
Udhar unke haath peele ho gaye
Arz kiya hai
Jinke ghar sheeshe ke hote hain
Wo to kahin par bhi baith kar daadhi bana lete honge
Tumhari Shayari badi hai fiery
Wah Wah Wah Wah
Tumhari Shayari badi hai fiery
Wah Wah Wah Wah
Dil karta hai jal jaye
Tumhari Shayari wali diary
Arz kiya hai
Aankhon mein nami thi
Aur vitamin ki kami thi
Wah Wah
Jis se raat bhar chatting ki wo
Girlfriend ki mummy thi
Tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge
Tumhare jaisa dost khone bhi nahi denge.
Roz sharafat se SMS kiya karo
Ek kaan ke neeche denge aur rone bhi nahi denge.
Zor se chali hawa aur udd gaye aap
Ruk gayi hawa aur gir gaye aap
Bahaar aane se pehle fizaa aa gayi
Aur phool khilne se pehle bakri kha gayi
Itna mujhe SMS karte ho
Paise nahi lagte tumhare
Ya mujhpe marte ho
Sabko khush rakhna zinda mendhakon ko
Tarazu mein tolne jaisa mushkil kaam hai.
Ek ko bithaao to doosra kood kar bhaag jaata hai
Funny Friendship Shayari jokes In English
Khush raha karo unke liye jo tumhe
Khush nahi dekhna chahte
Jab tirchi nazron se unhone humko dekha
To hum madhoosh ho gaye
Jab pata laga unki nazar hi tirchi hai to
Hum behosh ho gaye
Aaj ka gyaan
Agar aap chahte hain ki sab log aapko hamesha accha kahen
To apna naam hi Accha rakh lo
Doosra koi raasta nahi hai
Pehle log naraaz hote the to ghar aana band kar dete the
Ab naraaz hote hain to online aana band kar dete hain
Harkat wahi soch nahi
Tujhe prem ke wo akshar dhaai mile
Khushiyan sada tere ghar mein chhaayi mile.
Ye meri dil se dua hai tere liye
Mere dost tujhe Putna jaisi lugaayi mile.
Sun bahaane zara kam banaya kar
Ae dost kiye waade nibhaaya kar.
Aur main nahi meri maa kehti hai ye
Abe tu Teej tyoharon pe to nahaaya kar.
Mere paas bhi ek Lembo honi chahiye
Team mein mujhe Dhoni chahiye
Bandar si shakal aur gadhe si akal
Aur kehta hai mujhe Sunny Leone chahiye
Tujhe dost kahun ya kurkura
Tu tedha hai par saale mera hai
Tu TikTok ki rani main Facebook ka raja
Milna hai to Facebook pe aa ja
Tujhe upar wale ne banaya kyun hoga
Banakar zameen par laaya kyun hoga.
Ab tak soch raha hoon main ye
Tujhe mera dost banaya kyun hoga.
Jisko sugar hai kripya wo log sabr ka karein
Kyunki sabr ka phal meetha hota hai
Maaf karo Parmeshwar ye bhaari bhool hamaari hai
Shaadi kar li jisse humne wo to nirdhan naari hai
Funny Shayari For Funny
Afrika mein ek kaala shohar,
Apni kaali biwi ke saath,
Kaali raat mein,
Kaale samundar ke paas betha tha…
Pyar se bola:
“Darling… baithi ho? Ya chali gayi?”
Bilkul yahaan hai joke bina kisi punctuation ke:
Ghar mein agar koi akal ki baat kar do
to sab turant poochte hain
kithon sunn ke aaya ae
Baba ji kehte hain
yahan shaadi ek ki hoti hai
setting paanch logon ki ho jaati hai
Ye itwaar nahi aasan
Bas itna hi samajh lijiye
Ek kapdon ka darya hai
Aur dhoke sukhana hai
Agar tumhare waade na hote kache
To ab hote humare do bache
Ek baat to maanni padegi
Ye wo wahid mulk hai
Jahan paison ke liye
Bank ke baad sabse mehfooz jagah kya hoti hai
Shalwar wali jeb
Na locker chahiye na password
Bas naada tight hona chahiye
Kya koi mujh masoom ko bhi bataye ga
Ki mohabbat kis clerkee hoti hai
Jis bhi shaadi mein jaata hoon kisi na kisi ladki se pyaar ho jaata hai
Lekin aaj gajab ho gaya dulhan hi pasand aa gayi
Ami jab bhi bole ke mobile chhod do khudara chhod diya karo
Ami ke kadmon ke neeche jannat ke saath saath jooti bhi hoti hai
Humne khaak tarakki karni hai humara kawa abhi tak pyasa hai
Kutta lalchi hai ittefaq mein barkat abhi tak nahi hui aur abhi tak angoor khatte hain
Kehne lagi bohot hanste ho
Maine kaha kunwara hoon mohtarma
Kal ek shaadi mein baaraat kaafi late ho gayi
Main dulhan ke baap ke aage peechhe ghoomta raha ke shayad keh dein
Beta hamari izzat rakh lo
Qasam se itni khushi hoti hai
Jab Ammi kehti hain ye nakhre apni biwi ko dikhana.
Conclusion:
We hope you had a hearty laugh scrolling through our collection of 100+ Funny Shayari in English! Humor has a unique way of connecting people, and these witty, light-hearted verses are perfect for sharing smiles with friends, family, or even on social media. Whether you were looking to brighten someone’s day, add a fun twist to your conversations, or simply enjoy a few giggles yourself, these funny shayaris delivered just that. From cheeky one-liners to clever couplets, each piece reflects the playful spirit of everyday life in a poetic form. Remember, life doesn’t always have to be serious—sometimes, a good laugh is all we need to feel refreshed. So, come back anytime for more chuckles and don’t forget to share your favorites with others. After all, spreading laughter is one of the kindest things you can do. Until next time, keep smiling and keep rhyming!